gosh i'm old..and fat..and old(based on real-life events part 1)

Okay, I've posted these scenarios before in facebook in a visual comic formal.
Just reposting them here mainly to keep this blog "alive", but also to practice translating them into writing.
HO = house officer/junior doctor
Pakar = specialist (in these scenarios all me)

Scene 1
HO                             : Mother is geriatric, this is her 10th baby..
Pakar                         :Geriatric?? How old is the mother?
HO (who is 25yo)     : 40yo, Doctor
Pakar (43yo, no kids): *cry*

Scene 2
HO    : Mother is obese..
Pakar: Obese? How big is the mother??
HO    : Well she's about your size, Doctor.
Pakar : *%^&**$#!*

Scene 3
HO   : We sent FBC, LFT, RFT, CRP, ABF, IEM, TORCHs, xray, urine..
Pakar: So many investigations!! Who ordered them?!
HO   : You did, Doctor.
Pakar: Oh, did I? *blush*