Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Monday, November 08, 2010
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Friday, October 08, 2010
NEW DELHI (AFP) - – Commonwealth Games chief Mike Fennell said he was happy to see competitors engaging in safe sex at the athletes village even if it caused problems with the plumbing.
Reports claimed that thousands of used condoms had been clogging up the toilets at the village, which is home to 7,000 competitors.
"This shows that athletes are being responsible and are promoting safe sex," said Commonwealth Games Federation president Fennell on Thursday.
The Daily Telegraph reported a condom vending machine had been installed at the village, containing around 4,000 contraceptive packs.
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Monday, July 05, 2010
Sunday, July 04, 2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Wednesday, April 07, 2010
rana works as a..umm...professional..err.. something-lah, doesnt really matter what, let's just say, she's a working professional. when she's not working, she hangs out with her friends, she drives around in her little fiat, she travels whenever she can, and she is for most of the time, fairly happy.
of course, people dont think that rana's happy because, well, rana is single, so how can she be?! she is unmarried, and for the most part of the past year, she has been unattached. she is not seeing anyone special, not even a shrink, so, yeah, she must be sad and depressed as hell.
norom, is one of the many people who thinks this of rana. so norom sets out to find rana a man. she told rana all about her friend, lucky. apparently lucky is a nice man, tall, dark and handsome. he owns a business, which was doing quite well. she told rana that she thinks rana and lucky will definitely make a lovely couple. so rana agreed to meet and get to know this lucky guy. true enough, he seemed nice (rana didnt wanna comment about the "tall, dark, handsome" part when i asked her about that), they mostly talked on the phone, but met only once, due to lucky's busy work schedule.
then one day, about 2 months after she introduced the two, norom pulled rana aside and giddily asked rana about her and lucky. so rana told her that things are going well, and yes, he seems like a nice guy.
norom then asked: so do you like him?
rana: (laughing) well, if i dont, then i wouldnt layan him on the phone until now lah!
norom: dia dah ajak kawin tak?
rana: weh.. no-lah! we're just starting to get to know each other!
norom: ehhh.. kan dah 2 bulan dah, takkan tak cukup kenal kot? kata selalu borak telefon?
rana: no-lah.. we're still friends only la..
norom: hmm..oklah. but you do like him dont you?
rana: (malu2) oklah..*smiles*
norom: oh.. good! i'm so glad. coz i was worried you know, that you would reject him,what with him still being married and all...
rana: *turned to stone for what felt like, an hour maybe, and just stared in disbelief at norom*
in her mind, the question she wanted to scream out to norom at the time was: holysh*tcr*p!!WTF??$$*^%#youthinking>>>;?::#*&F**sh**crazy??!!!.
but somehow, she recovered from her near-seizure, and tried as calmly as she could to ask instead: yeah. about that. why did you introduce us again? coz, you know, knowing he's married and all that.
and norom, being the moron that she is, said: well, he's not happy lah in his marriage. his wife doesnt treat him well, she really doesnt deserve him. he needs somebody that can make him happy. somebody like you, rana!
ps: should we laugh? or cry?
Friday, March 12, 2010
saw american idol just now.. how can they vote off quirky-lily and cute-voice-like-james-morrison alex? both of them have really good vocals! i really thought the teen girl that sang "breakaway" and that andrew guy-who-sings-girl-songs were the ones leaving. sooo disappointed..tsk tsk.
aparra amerika..rugi, rugi.
so now my favs yg tinggal are lee, casey (huge crush on this guy!!), big mike, didi and crystal. hmm...
Monday, March 01, 2010
they are in no particular order, and are not copyrighted. feel free to use them as needed.
1) "oo.. dah set date hari tu tapi busy sangat, susah dapat cuti, so i actually missed my own wedding!!"
2) "banyak sangat calon ajak kawin, so dah suruh isi borang.. tapi still tak habis2 tapis lagi ni"
3) "banyak sangat calon, dah isi borang, dah tapis the top 10, tapi tunggu boss approve pulak"
4) "actually, dah kawin hari tu, tapi senyap2 aje.. shhh.. dont tell anyone ok?rahsia!!"
5) "umm.. dah set date, but i cant tell you.. you're not invited!"
6) "jomlah.. now also can!!*wink*" -->if it's a man asking.
7) "jomlah.. now also can!why not??*winkwink*" --> if it's a woman asking.
10) dont say anything, but quiver your lips, force those bloody tears out of your eyes, nasal secretions too if you can (a bonus!), and bawl like a baby right there in front of them!
11) if #10 is too hard for you, then dont say anything, but make a fist with your dominant hand, and punch the person in the face (aim for the nose.. so the bloody tears come out of their eyes instead!)
i've been using them myself, but my favourites are #5, 6, and 9.
Tuesday, February 02, 2010
caught this year's grammys on tv yesterday morning. there was a tribute to michael jackson, and 2 of his kids, paris and prince, went up to receive the grammy on his behalf. they gave a bit of a speech about their dad.
look at them. so freakin' beautiful!
cant help but wonder what the real deal is with these kids. what's their real story. they went up the stage accompanied by their cousins, kids of the other jacksons. and altho the cousins themselves look every bit like the jacksons, you gotta admit that michael's kids.. well, dont. prince instead look like he can be zac efron's lil brother!
my brother said they look every bit what you'd think michael jackson would want his kids to look like.
anyway, no matter what the real deal is, i hope they continue to grow up to be beautiful, healthy and positive adults.
maybe one of them will write a memoir one day.